Ow. That Hurts. Quit. http://justincrane.com/ en Copyright 2008 Sat, 03 Mar 2007 14:33:12 -0600 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.2 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Google Hands While looking through my logs, I keep coming across people like this:

A visitor from somedomain.net (1.1.1.1) arrived from images.google.com Jesus' hands 41-60, and visited justincrane.com/mt/archives/2004/11/ at 09:57:12 PM on Friday, March 2, 2007. This visitor used Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1)

Why are they combing through several pages of photos, looking for "Jesus' hands?" Obviously there's something there I don't understand.

In somewhat related news, why am I combing through logs?

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2007/03/google_hands.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2007/03/google_hands.html Sat, 03 Mar 2007 14:33:12 -0600 Performance Enhancer

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2007/02/performance_enhancer.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2007/02/performance_enhancer.html Sun, 18 Feb 2007 19:08:26 -0600 Frozen Austin















Please don't step on the baby flowers.



Bummer.



































]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2007/01/frozen_austin.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2007/01/frozen_austin.html Wed, 17 Jan 2007 19:03:32 -0600 Madonna Wants to Kill You No, seriously.

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/08/madonna_wants_to_kill_you.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/08/madonna_wants_to_kill_you.html Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:14:26 -0600 401k. IRA. BMW.

Why didn't anybody tell me I could put my retirement money into a BMW rather than an IRA? Oh wait, I guess that's what the billboard is for.

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/08/401k_ira_bmw.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/08/401k_ira_bmw.html Sun, 06 Aug 2006 19:51:06 -0600 Welcome to the New Host Things will be wonky for a day or so.

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/06/welcome_to_the_new_host.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/06/welcome_to_the_new_host.html Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:28:11 -0600 Now That's Comedy

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/05/now_thats_comedy.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/05/now_thats_comedy.html Wed, 17 May 2006 23:39:00 -0600 Maybe I Should Write Something Here Any requests?

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/04/maybe_i_should_write_something.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/04/maybe_i_should_write_something.html Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:46:14 -0600 Danger Danger Robot Wrestling

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/04/danger_danger.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/04/danger_danger.html Sun, 02 Apr 2006 10:17:06 -0600 Please Note Earlier today this site was hacked and some of the links were replaced with links to sites with malicious code. I caught it pretty quickly, but if you hit this site today and especially if you clicked on any links, I recommed you run a virus scanner on your machine.

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/03/please_note.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/03/please_note.html Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:28:20 -0600 Hammer Redux The Free Enterprise Committee has yet another ad this week that they didn't buy quite as much time for and it's as misguided as the last one. This time, they they say that The Hammer's conservative values annoy all the liberal bugaboos. That's right, they want you to vote for him because it will annoy somebody else. Wow. That is so profoundly stupid I don't know where to start.

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/03/hammer_redux.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/03/hammer_redux.html Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:17:13 -0600 Nice Try, Hammer

I saw an ad several times on the teevee today where something called the Free Enterprise Committee blamed all of Tom Delay's woes on George Soros. Apparently it's no good to run anti-Delay ads, but running those pro-Delay ads are A-OK. At least one station, though, decided that it wasn't going to run the pro-Delay ad and strangely enough that was the Houston Fox affiliate.

What exactly does George Soros have to do with Tom Delay's problems? Is the implication that because Soros has lots of money he is able to force Tom Delay to make bad decisions? I guess when it looks like your time is up, the idea is to blame all your problems on somebody else. Or at least get one of your millionaire friends to do it for you.

Here's a little note to Tom Delay: George Soros didn't make you launder that money. He didn't make you hang out with Jack Abramoff. Or any of the many, many other things that people don't like about you. You did all that stuff by yourself. Maybe Soros is the one that brought some of it to our attention (saying Soros is behind all of it seems a little foil-hatted though, even for you), but that would only matter if what he said wasn't true. But instead of saying that these things aren't true--which would be a little hard--you just try to find yourself a scapegoat. Do you think the people in your district are that stupid? I'm betting you are going to find out just how stupid they are come November. Don't worry though, you can always go back to the bug business.

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/02/nice_try_hammer.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/02/nice_try_hammer.html Sun, 19 Feb 2006 21:41:51 -0600 Can You Hear Me Now?

In tribute to the brand new scratches on my rear bumper in the shape of a Jeep grille, I bring you the cell phone jammer.

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/02/can_you_hear_me_now.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/02/can_you_hear_me_now.html Thu, 02 Feb 2006 17:00:03 -0600 MMM Glow in the dark bacon.

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/01/mmm.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/01/mmm.html Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:36:18 -0600 Close One We narrowly avoided two tragedies in a West Virginia coal mine last week. There was the mine collapse, sure, but how much worse would things have been if the mine controlled by Ben Hatfield killed Randal McCloy? Surely his kin wouldn't take that lying down. He's not a real McCoy you say? You say he's a McCLoy? Some people were sure confused about that. And what are the odds that it didn't just get misspelled on the birth certificate?

]]> http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/01/close_one.html http://justincrane.com/mt/archives/2006/01/close_one.html Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:23:39 -0600