Ow. That Hurts. Quit. tag:justincrane.com,2008://2 2007-03-18T13:40:03Z Movable Type 3.2 Google Hands tag:justincrane.com,2007://2.334 2007-03-03T20:33:12Z 2007-03-18T13:40:03Z While looking through my logs, I keep coming across people like this: A visitor from somedomain.net (1.1.1.1) arrived from images.google.com Jesus' hands 41-60, and visited justincrane.com/mt/archives/2004/11/ at 09:57:12 PM on Friday, March 2, 2007. This visitor used Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE... justin justincrane.com While looking through my logs, I keep coming across people like this:

A visitor from somedomain.net (1.1.1.1) arrived from images.google.com Jesus' hands 41-60, and visited justincrane.com/mt/archives/2004/11/ at 09:57:12 PM on Friday, March 2, 2007. This visitor used Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1)

Why are they combing through several pages of photos, looking for "Jesus' hands?" Obviously there's something there I don't understand.

In somewhat related news, why am I combing through logs?

]]> Performance Enhancer tag:justincrane.com,2007://2.333 2007-02-19T01:08:26Z 2007-02-19T01:09:59Z justin justincrane.com

]]> Frozen Austin tag:justincrane.com,2007://2.332 2007-01-18T01:03:32Z 2007-01-20T20:03:53Z Please don't step on the baby flowers. Bummer.... justin justincrane.com















Please don't step on the baby flowers.



Bummer.



































]]> Madonna Wants to Kill You tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.331 2006-08-28T14:14:26Z 2007-01-22T17:58:21Z No, seriously.... justin justincrane.com No, seriously.

]]> 401k. IRA. BMW. tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.330 2006-08-07T01:51:06Z 2007-01-22T17:58:57Z Why didn't anybody tell me I could put my retirement money into a BMW rather than an IRA? Oh wait, I guess that's what the billboard is for.... justin justincrane.com

Why didn't anybody tell me I could put my retirement money into a BMW rather than an IRA? Oh wait, I guess that's what the billboard is for.

]]> Welcome to the New Host tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.328 2006-06-01T17:28:11Z 2007-01-27T17:09:58Z Things will be wonky for a day or so.... justin justincrane.com Things will be wonky for a day or so.

]]> Now That's Comedy tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.327 2006-05-18T05:39:00Z 2007-01-26T01:48:33Z justin justincrane.com

]]> Maybe I Should Write Something Here tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.326 2006-04-20T02:46:14Z 2007-01-22T17:58:35Z

Any requests?... justin justincrane.com Any requests?

]]> Danger Danger tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.325 2006-04-02T16:17:06Z 2006-06-03T15:11:56Z Robot Wrestling... justin justincrane.com Robot Wrestling

]]> Please Note tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.324 2006-03-31T03:28:20Z 2007-01-26T01:46:11Z Earlier today this site was hacked and some of the links were replaced with links to sites with malicious code. I caught it pretty quickly, but if you hit this site today and especially if you clicked on any links,... justin justincrane.com Earlier today this site was hacked and some of the links were replaced with links to sites with malicious code. I caught it pretty quickly, but if you hit this site today and especially if you clicked on any links, I recommed you run a virus scanner on your machine.

]]> Hammer Redux tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.323 2006-03-05T18:17:13Z 2007-01-29T13:54:17Z The Free Enterprise Committee has yet another ad this week that they didn't buy quite as much time for and it's as misguided as the last one. This time, they they say that The Hammer's conservative values annoy all the... justin justincrane.com The Free Enterprise Committee has yet another ad this week that they didn't buy quite as much time for and it's as misguided as the last one. This time, they they say that The Hammer's conservative values annoy all the liberal bugaboos. That's right, they want you to vote for him because it will annoy somebody else. Wow. That is so profoundly stupid I don't know where to start.

]]> Nice Try, Hammer tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.322 2006-02-20T03:41:51Z 2007-01-26T01:47:14Z I saw an ad several times on the teevee today where something called the Free Enterprise Committee blamed all of Tom Delay's woes on George Soros. Apparently it's no good to run anti-Delay ads, but running those pro-Delay ads... justin justincrane.com

I saw an ad several times on the teevee today where something called the Free Enterprise Committee blamed all of Tom Delay's woes on George Soros. Apparently it's no good to run anti-Delay ads, but running those pro-Delay ads are A-OK. At least one station, though, decided that it wasn't going to run the pro-Delay ad and strangely enough that was the Houston Fox affiliate.

What exactly does George Soros have to do with Tom Delay's problems? Is the implication that because Soros has lots of money he is able to force Tom Delay to make bad decisions? I guess when it looks like your time is up, the idea is to blame all your problems on somebody else. Or at least get one of your millionaire friends to do it for you.

Here's a little note to Tom Delay: George Soros didn't make you launder that money. He didn't make you hang out with Jack Abramoff. Or any of the many, many other things that people don't like about you. You did all that stuff by yourself. Maybe Soros is the one that brought some of it to our attention (saying Soros is behind all of it seems a little foil-hatted though, even for you), but that would only matter if what he said wasn't true. But instead of saying that these things aren't true--which would be a little hard--you just try to find yourself a scapegoat. Do you think the people in your district are that stupid? I'm betting you are going to find out just how stupid they are come November. Don't worry though, you can always go back to the bug business.

]]> Can You Hear Me Now? tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.321 2006-02-02T23:00:03Z 2007-02-13T21:16:02Z In tribute to the brand new scratches on my rear bumper in the shape of a Jeep grille, I bring you the cell phone jammer.... justin justincrane.com

In tribute to the brand new scratches on my rear bumper in the shape of a Jeep grille, I bring you the cell phone jammer.

]]> MMM tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.320 2006-01-13T00:36:18Z 2007-01-29T13:54:38Z Glow in the dark bacon.... justin justincrane.com Glow in the dark bacon.

]]> Close One tag:justincrane.com,2006://2.319 2006-01-09T14:23:39Z 2006-06-03T15:11:55Z We narrowly avoided two tragedies in a West Virginia coal mine last week. There was the mine collapse, sure, but how much worse would things have been if the mine controlled by Ben Hatfield killed Randal McCloy? Surely his kin... justin justincrane.com We narrowly avoided two tragedies in a West Virginia coal mine last week. There was the mine collapse, sure, but how much worse would things have been if the mine controlled by Ben Hatfield killed Randal McCloy? Surely his kin wouldn't take that lying down. He's not a real McCoy you say? You say he's a McCLoy? Some people were sure confused about that. And what are the odds that it didn't just get misspelled on the birth certificate?

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